A Little Bit of Humour

A New Year’s Lecture

On New Year’s Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the parking lot and walked home. 

As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 

“What are you doing out here at four o’clock in the morning?” asked the officer.

“I’m on my way to a lecture,” answered Daniel.

“And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year’s Eve?” enquired the officer sarcastically.

“My wife,” slurred Daniel grimly.